Lesbian Dating 101

Dear Bloggers, 
I am 23 years old, and living in a very small town (5200 people) and I am a lesbian... 
Let me just stray away from that for a moment and explain some things, as I am sure you are all wondering the same thing, "a single mom,  but a lesbian, uhhh?" Well, actually it's quite simple. I started by liking girls when I was younger... had my first encounter at 14 and continued, until I was in high school when I starting having boyfriends. Yes, maybe I was attracted to the guys I dated, and only one, did I see a future with (who has a baby now, who is sooo flipping adorable!!), but I knew, deep down in my heart of hearts, that women were what made my heart melt and made my stomach flutter. I didn't sleep with a guy until I was almost 17, but did with girls from 14, onward. When I had my daughter, at 20 years old, I then decided "hey, I got what I wanted, I can go through the rest of my life being me!" and haven't looked back since. 
Sooo, back to what I was saying.. in order for me to find lesbians - even just to talk to or be friends with - I have to use facebook groups and dating sites (and possibly blogs? hehe). 
I find that all lesbians on them are the same - only care about looks (what's a personality again? something to do with your boobs? no?).. it's exhausting writing these nice, long messages to people, and having them completely ignore it (or end up messaging your much prettier, much skinnier best friend). 
The other day on Facebook I found this page - Lesbian BBM Pin Swap... I think it is an AMAZING idea! That way, it's not giving out your number to uhauling psycho chicks, and you only share what you want. It's a way to get to know each other without judgement (unless you are an annoying bitch, who likes to send 5000 messages separately instead of all in one long message, or u tipe lyk dis)
I feel there aren't enough ways for lesbians to get together... yeah okay, Dinah Shore... but do I sound American to you, eh ?
Also, what's the deal with lesbian ex's ? After you break up, still trying to get you to do what the want, when they want? Excuse me ? "Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf!" thank you very much. We broke up, leave me be. You do what you gotta do, and I'm going to go do me.

Am I raising her or is she raising me?

Well, fellow bloggers... how many of you are parents? I seriously wonder how many of you can relate to any of my "mommy posts"...

Anyways, my daughter turned 2, in July, and is just starting the "terrible two's"... I really didn't believe they existed until now.. 

Lately, she has decided that she wants to be in control... uh no! I don't think so, little girl. I am mommy, and mommy knows best. (Except for my mom, I am still smarter then her - but that's another story for another time)

If she doesn't want to eat the meal in front of her, she throws it on the ground for the dogs, or purposely forces herself to pee and soak through her diaper, outfit, AND the chair... hmm, weird !

She also knows that if she is tired, she gets a nap therefore... "Khloe tired" with a fake yawn, is supposed to be golden... WRONG AGAIN, SWEET CHEEKS haha. 

She is too smart for her own good, to be honest, and it scares me. I am pretty keen with catching onto her tricks, but what if she learns another one that I don't clue into and she wins? :O we can't have that !

Any mommy's out there have any ideas to get my child to just sit down, be quiet, and eat her meal? (and no, I won't try drugs or alcohol LOL)

What I do when I am bored...

Well, a friend of mine, who is getting married soon (YAY!!) has told me that she is having a hard time with her save the dates... Soo, being the good friend that I am (okay, really, I just love all things wedding and couldn't wait to stick my nose in where it probably isn't wanted hehe)... I am trying to help... 
Well, now, at 2 am, I have decided to plan my own wedding... I am not engaged... or even dating for that matter... and I am a lesbian... but I am planning my dream wedding :) 
HAHAHA !
Welcome to my life, bloggers.
I wish you luck - you will need it. 

Shann..* xox