Thursday, November 1, 2012

Halloween Etiquette: The Basics

Alright folks, what is the number one thing that pisses you off on Halloween?
Could it be the annoying teenage girls dressed up as their favourite singers, who find it necessary to scream lyrics at the top of their lungs? No?
How about when parents' let their kids push and shove and be rude? No?
How about people who find it necessary to drive on Halloween night down all the streets that are clearly handing out candy? Bingo. There it is. 
Is it too much to ask that people stay the hell off the roads for 3 hours ONCE a god damn year? Ohhhh, it is too much... cooool ! 
My 2 year old daughter (who was the cutest little bumble bee EVER!) almost got ran over on multiple occasions. WTF?!
I don't care if it's raining, or if it's far to go trick-or-treating. Go in your neighbourhood. Problem solved. Ohhh, and when it rains, either keep them home or tell them to put a fucking coat on over their stupid slutty costumes - great parenting, by the way. 
I am not sure why it urks me so damn much, but it's once a year... ONCE!

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